Philanthropy Enthusiast Gifts

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

All profits go directly to charity

"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"Give Something Back" vending machine

"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Company discusses charity donations, boss says: 'We do want a personal touch, Bob, but I'm not sure homeless people need monogrammed socks.'

"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

10% of all donations go to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation.

This program was made possible by donations from viewers like you. Well, not you, specifically, of course, you cheap #$@*&+%.

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Won't budge an inch. Please Help.

Charity mugger

Lawyer's in-out boxes say 'pro bono' and 'anti bono.'

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

'Now that I'm at the top of the food chain, I want to endow a charity benefiting wildlife.'

Allowed to Starve.

"Pssst...ever hear of a charitable remainder trust?"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I always try to do a little pro bono work...it can be great PR!"

Food, not words!

"I gave on the street corner."

'I used to be an investor...now I'm a stock market philanthropist.'

'Charities' looking under every stone to find funds

Compassion Fatigue

Africa

'Actually, the idea is that you redistribute the wealth to OTHER people.'

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

Professional Fund Riasers

'So, let me get this straight. You actually give money to the needy...'

'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'

Test your generosity

Boy Tosses A Bone To A Homeless Man