Charity Enthusiasts Gifts

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

Blood Donor

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Social Worker

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Seals on Wheels

"I gave on the E train."

Professional Fund Riasers

Marathon costume

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"