Charity Advocates Gifts

Reality check

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

Progress.

Never on Sunday

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

When protons collide...

'Big Issue...'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Marathon costume

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Blood Donor

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Empty shops.

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'