Charity Advocates Gifts

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Blood Donor

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

The American school

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'