Donation Advocate Gifts

"Foster failure"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The shakedown escalates.

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.