Organ Donor Advocate Gifts

"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"It gets worse, she's demanding custody of the kidney she donated to you back in '84."

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

'Organ donor card??? I didn't apply for this...'

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

"We haven't found an organ donor yet. Would you be interested in a rental?"

Organ Donor

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Hospital recycling bank.