Organ Donation Enthusiast Gifts

'All your vital signs look great. We are just waiting for a donor body...'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So what blood group are you?"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."