Philanthropy Enthusiast Mugs

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

All profits go directly to charity

"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"Give Something Back" vending machine

"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."

10% of all donations go to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation.

Company discusses charity donations, boss says: 'We do want a personal touch, Bob, but I'm not sure homeless people need monogrammed socks.'

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

Allowed to Starve.

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Charity mugger

'Now that I'm at the top of the food chain, I want to endow a charity benefiting wildlife.'

'Actually, the idea is that you redistribute the wealth to OTHER people.'

Africa

'I used to be an investor...now I'm a stock market philanthropist.'

"I gave on the street corner."

Food, not words!

'Charities' looking under every stone to find funds

Compassion Fatigue

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

Won't budge an inch. Please Help.

Lawyer's in-out boxes say 'pro bono' and 'anti bono.'

"Pssst...ever hear of a charitable remainder trust?"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I always try to do a little pro bono work...it can be great PR!"

"I may be a mere grant applicant now, but I assure you, in my past life, I was a prominent philanthropist."

Woman's Charity Box Is Marked 'Give', Business Man's Hat Is Marked 'Get'

Please. Sorry.

"I gave on the E train."

Now Accepting New Twenties

Panhandler at Upstairs Window