Nonprofit Aficionado Gifts

Beggar holds sign: '.Org since 1961'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Monday around 9PM.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Sorry, free parking for big campaign contributors only'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'What a control freak!'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'