Non-profit Enthusiast Gifts

I used to be with "Doctors Without Borders." I assume you're with "Patients Without Cages"?

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Burning love

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

The Inner Dog.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'I'll do half of it.'

'Big Issue...'

New Age Pit Bull

Professional Fund Riasers

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I gave on the E train."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Marathon costume

'Profit or non-profit?'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."