Non-profit Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Burning love

The nonprofit dog fight.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

The Inner Dog.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'I'll do half of it.'

'Big Issue...'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Marathon costume

"I gave on the E train."

New Age Pit Bull

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."