Nonprofit Admirer T-Shirts

'Much as I appreciate the ethos of non-profit-making companies, I didn't intend us to become one...'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Red hot little combo

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Seals on Wheels

Book Shop.

Raymond Queneau

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"If you insist on giving me a gift for being accepted into Oxford, I could use a new DVD player...gift wrapped in a BMW."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Ted Kennedy.

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Validate your parking?

Barack Obama.

Captain Tom Moore

Jodie Foster

Mobster R&D

It's all about the PR baby!

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

Michelle Obama

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

Just chillin...