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Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

First Prize!

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'But what do you sell?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

SAGE (unknown model)

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Made Possible By A Grant...

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

Barack Obama.

It's all about the PR baby!

Michelle Obama

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

400 words per minute! Is that typing or shredding?

'Much as I appreciate the ethos of non-profit-making companies, I didn't intend us to become one...'

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

"Ok, Mr. Koller, I guess your mind is set on our sport model. You also wanted to look into our silver and gold kits. Let me bring over my specialist."

"He wants you to dress up like Flo from the Progressive commercials or Flo from Mel's Diner? You know what? Never mind."

'Now is there anything you want to ask me? For example, 'where did you get that fantastic necklace?''