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Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'How fast can you hype?'

The MBA Draft

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Gerald Ratner's return

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

As Seen Watching TV

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Developing links within business.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"My husband's in advertising."

Fashion Mistake.

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Now that's power."

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms