Sponsor Seeker T-Shirts

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

As Seen On TV

Arcade Game Baseball.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

The Sponsored Skier

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

Sponsoring a Panda

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'I used to be a mainstream political party member until I realized Independents get all the media attention.'

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

Olympic flame