Sponsor Coordinator T-Shirts

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

The Sponsored Skier

Made Possible By A Grant...

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Sponsoring a Panda

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Travel Advances: '96, 97, 98, 99. . . one dollar.'

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

Targeted sponsorship

"We're cutting down on travel expenses."

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

He's a pro track star. Ah, out giving his sponsors a run for their money!