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Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

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Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Fashion Mistake.

"My husband's in advertising."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.