Sponsor Enthusiast Gifts

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Gerald Ratner's return

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

As Seen Watching TV

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Fashion Mistake.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"My husband's in advertising."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'