Sponsor Gifts

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

Olympic flame

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Back in 5 minutes!

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No sniffing.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"FREEDOM!!!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I hear they're really good.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'