Corporate Sponsor Gifts

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Business Partners' vows

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Board Meeting

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

Made Possible By A Grant...

'I started as a corporate watchdog under Clinton, and become a corporate spokesman for Bush.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'While I can certainly understand your predicament Miss Goodbody, I can't see the Inspector allowing Tax Relief on wear and tear on your shoe leather, caused by running around your desk at work when you are being chased by your employer!'

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

The future of ad placement in video games

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'It looks like Ferguson knows where the bodies are buried.'

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."