Corporate Sponsorships Gifts

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Partners' vows

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Board Meeting

'Costume - What costume?'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'While I can certainly understand your predicament Miss Goodbody, I can't see the Inspector allowing Tax Relief on wear and tear on your shoe leather, caused by running around your desk at work when you are being chased by your employer!'

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

The future of ad placement in video games

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'It looks like Ferguson knows where the bodies are buried.'

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

Scientific Sponsors