Sponsorship Enthusiast Gifts

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'How fast can you hype?'

The MBA Draft

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

As Seen Watching TV

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Developing links within business.

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

"My husband's in advertising."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Now that's power."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Fashion Mistake.