'It's great, securing Olympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor.'
Sponsorship Detective Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and detective spirit of a sponsorship sleuth? Explore our collection of clever, fun items perfect for those who love cracking cases and making connections. From witty mugs to amusing t-shirts, we have all the playful and thoughtful gifts to suit their investigative style. Whether for a hobbyist or a professional, these items bring humor and personality to their work or passion.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'
“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”
Relay runners passing pictures to each other.
Culture, Media and Sport Podium.
Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"
'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'
"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."
"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"
Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.
"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."
The Sponsored Skier
"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."
"I even had commercials in my dream last night."
Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"
Made Possible By A Grant...
"Must have cost him a fortune!"
"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"
'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.
Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.
"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"
"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"
'I know when I'm being worked in during a commercial.'
'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'
"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."
"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."
"Yes, I drank this Poland Spring water I bought here...but I still have no idea 'what it means to be from Maine.'"
'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'
Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.
This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...
"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"
The future of ad placement in video games
'Swear that you are not now nor will ever be affiliated with 'sixty minutes'.'
Sponsorship Detective Gifts Collection
Sponsorship Detective Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate sponsorship detectives—perfect for fueling their investigations with a dose of humor!
Sponsorship Detective Pillows
Find quirky pillows designed for sponsorship detectives—ideal for adding humor and personality to any room.
Sponsorship Detective Prints
Decorate with prints that highlight the investigative charm of sponsorship detectives—perfect for inspiring their curiosity and love of the craft.
Sponsorship Detective T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts that showcase the clever spirit of sponsorship detectives—great for casual wear and making a statement.