Sponsorship Analyst Gifts

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'It's about time!'

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

The Sponsored Skier

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

Beauty and the beast

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Lively bubbly blonde WLTM....

'What the heck did I do wrong?'