Sponsorship Analyst Gifts

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It's about time!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

The Bargain Brand

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

"I know the Ad agency thought you had better chemistry with Phil. I still don't like it."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

The Sponsored Skier

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Lively bubbly blonde WLTM....

Beauty and the beast

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"