He's a pro track star. Ah, out giving his sponsors a run for their money!
Sponsor Savvy Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the sponsor savvy who loves blending creativity with their passion for sponsorships? Our collection offers clever, humorous items perfect for someone who appreciates the art of sponsorship. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts, find a gift that celebrates their expertise and originality. Whether for yourself or a sponsor enthusiast in your life, these products add a playful touch to their creative pursuits and dedication.
'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'
Relay runners passing pictures to each other.
'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'
'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'
Culture, Media and Sport Podium.
"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."
Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"
"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."
Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.
Wall St. Glitterati
"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."
"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"
The Sponsored Skier
"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
Made Possible By A Grant...
Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"
Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.
Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.
Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.
"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"
"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."
'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'
Sponsoring a Panda
"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."
"Remember, new customers get the slightly discounted Triple Bundle. Current customers who complain about their bill get the slightly discounted Pacifier Package."
"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"
"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."
Cereal. New and Improved. Yummos. Contains no industrial waste.
Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.
'Whoa! I never realized that TV-news readers had abdomens!'
'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'
Beggar advertises his oscar picks.
Targeted sponsorship
'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'
Sponsor Savvy Gifts Collection
Sponsor Savvy Mugs
Explore our collection of witty sponsor savvy mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with humor and personality.
Sponsor Savvy Pillows
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Sponsor Savvy Prints
Decorate with our sponsor savvy prints, featuring clever designs that celebrate their expertise and love for sponsorship.
Sponsor Savvy T-Shirts
Discover creatively designed sponsor savvy t-shirts that blend humor and style, making a statement about their sponsorship skills.