Sponsor Savvy Pillows

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Wall St. Glitterati

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

The Sponsored Skier

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

Made Possible By A Grant...

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Sponsoring a Panda

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"Remember, new customers get the slightly discounted Triple Bundle. Current customers who complain about their bill get the slightly discounted Pacifier Package."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'Whoa! I never realized that TV-news readers had abdomens!'

Targeted sponsorship

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'