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Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

The Sponsored Skier

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

Targeted sponsorship

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'You're still on the same football team, Zbradowski, but you've been traded to a different beer company.'

"Had some oik of the factory floor moaning about so called 'unsafe practices'..."

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'It's great, securing Olympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor.'

Tennis players annoyed because cable TV has ruined their game.