Sponsorship Agent Pillows

"Get a sponsor."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Palm Reading

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Sponsoring a Panda

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'There's no stopping them.'

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

Advertising Agent to cowboy: 'So you're a branding expert?'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

The future of ad placement in video games

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

"Radio, air, radials, low miles, dependable, safe."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."