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"Good boy."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"With great power comes great reward."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

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"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

Trump promises versus reality.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Cherchez la femme

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

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Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the