Sponsorship Manager Pillows

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'If you keep convincing people at work that you are irreplaceable, how can you ever be promoted?'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Sponsoring a Panda

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

The future of ad placement in video games

Targeted sponsorship

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

Olympic flame