Sponsorship Manager Gifts

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'If you keep convincing people at work that you are irreplaceable, how can you ever be promoted?'

Sponsoring a Panda

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

The future of ad placement in video games

Targeted sponsorship

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

"Stop answering every question with 'You'll have to read my book.' "

Olympic flame