Sponsorship Managers Gifts

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

IOC and human rights.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'