Sponsorship Strategists Gifts

Targeted sponsorship

"Good boy."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"With great power comes great reward."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

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Approved Debate Questions

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Trump promises versus reality.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."