Sponsorship Pillows

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

Sponsoring a Panda

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

The future of ad placement in video games

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

Targeted sponsorship

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'It's great, securing Olympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor.'

'That was mean - swearing you wer drunk when you sponsored them 50p per mile!'

"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."