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The future of ad placement in video games

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Partners' vows

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'I started as a corporate watchdog under Clinton, and become a corporate spokesman for Bush.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'It looks like Ferguson knows where the bodies are buried.'

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

Scientific Sponsors