Sponsorship Savvy Pillows

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Made Possible By A Grant...

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Sponsoring a Panda

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

"Remember, new customers get the slightly discounted Triple Bundle. Current customers who complain about their bill get the slightly discounted Pacifier Package."

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"And now I have a few trick questions."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

Targeted sponsorship

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

'It's great, securing Olympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor.'

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'