Sponsorship Savant Pillows

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

Sponsoring a Panda

The wonderful world of cheese.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Sell South Africa!'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Setting up companies

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'Always bought low.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Turning with mathematical precision.

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

Canadian Jesus

"I'm afraid the turnout isn't as high as we'd hoped, three of them misheard the date; five got the time wrong and everyone from sales went to a hotel in Scarborough by mistake!"

'Compromise is not in my vocabulary, but grovel is if that's any help.'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba