Sponsor Representative Mugs

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

The Sponsored Skier

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

Targeted sponsorship

"Had some oik of the factory floor moaning about so called 'unsafe practices'..."

'You're still on the same football team, Zbradowski, but you've been traded to a different beer company.'

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'It's great, securing Olympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor.'

He's a pro track star. Ah, out giving his sponsors a run for their money!