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Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

'The inscription says 'Whiter teeth, fresher breath.''

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Eat Beef

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Honesty in retail

Roads with a view.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"Here's the marketing department's solution."