Partnership Admirer T-Shirts

Michelle Obama

"Bravo!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Love Birds love just being together

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

Butterfly Woman

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"In heaven there are no trees."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Tightrope Walker.

Microsoft Merger

Naomi Osaka

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

He sold appliances.

Bananas eye the blender

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Flat pack sales assistant

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Fifth Position

The Singer