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Flat pack sales assistant

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

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'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot walking pet robot

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Mad cleaning robot.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved