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"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

When beavers dream.

'Hello - goodbye.'

Bricklayer

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Robot News: best places to work

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Flat pack sales assistant

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib