Assembly Line Admirer Gifts

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

'Hello - goodbye.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Richard Branson caricature.

"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."

He sold appliances.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib