Assembly Admirer Gifts

Flat pack sales assistant

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Robocop and Juliet.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Robot Jogger

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The Thinker

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"