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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Prisoner still life painting.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Fashion over function!"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."