Stoneware Admirer Gifts

Artisanal Pottery

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Do you do much walking?"

The First Cone of Shame.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Blue Dress

Toenail clipping missile.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'It's slobberin' time!'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Frank Sinatra.

Haunted museum

"This one will go with everything,

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Centaur falls in love.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Termites!'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Paleo Camp

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.