Pottery Admirer Gifts

You're fired.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Kultural K9's.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Urns in love

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).