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You're fired.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Urns in love

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"