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'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Joe Biden

Shell Fire

Mimi's final scene

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Diego Velasquez

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Woman throwing giant pot.