Ceramic Art Admirer Gifts

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Mimi's final scene

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Joe Biden

Shell Fire

Phoenix

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Diego Velasquez

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."