Porcelain Admirer Gifts

"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

A little bird told me...

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Best project manager we ever had."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Prosecco Peacock

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

The Thinker?

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.